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September 29th, 2014
09:10 PM ET
George Clooney vs. paparazzi on his wedding day
It was a cross between a naval exercise and "The Love Boat." In case you missed the boat , we're talking about George Clooney's waterlogged wedding. CNN's Jeanne Moos goes overboard.
-I fell in love with a girl once: she left me because I wouldn't 'fall suit' to what her family wanted...she married someone who did; I fell in love with a girl once: she played the guitar and left me for gospel folk music when I wouldn't move to another locale ( we adore each other: I constantly told her so and she fell at my feet as we embraced); I fell in love with a girl one time: she was too far away and even though her print spoke volumes to the pureness and articulateness of her heart, she moved, upward into the echelons of life; I fell in love with a girl one time: I was in grade one, she had pretty locks of deep burnette hair, yet she and her family moved away after the first year...Years later she 'appeared' before me in shoe store where I was buying shoes. She noticed who I was and I noticed that she wore no ring...Yet I faltered; I got so tongue tied and smitten ( and I was an adult now) I quite literally had to leave the store, blushing like a nine year old, angry at myself...Michelle...She was still cute as a button and those long locks of beautiful hadn't changed....Good luck Mr. Clooney, you have a gorgeous, smart bride and friend there, by golly. -If only I would have went back into that shoe store...